You asked for it- a garbage can full of swag, Boss approved. Not safe for consumption. 

Complete Bundle:
x1 Hoodie (Choose your size, nerd!)
x1 Full Size Dakimakura (150x50cm) on Luxurious Two-Way Tricot Fabric
x1 Keychain Dakimakura (5 in tall) perfect for squishing
x1 Playmat / Mousepad (not 3D... not like there'd be much to squish anyway if there was...)
x1 Acrylic Standee (5")
x1 Chibi Keychain (2.5")
x1 Sticker Sheet (4x6") of cursed emotes

Bundle Bonuses:
x1 "Jokerkin" Print 
x1 bonus sticker